In this house, it may happen that
"the dog ate my homework".
Samson is in big trouble.
He ate Jared's diorama that he was working on.
He is creating a scene out of the book The Hobbit by JRR Tolkein
He was about to paint it today when he discovered
Sam having a snack of flour and water papermache.
This dog will eat anything.
He is known for eating an entire loaf of zucchini bread, an entire tub of butter, several books, an insulated lunch bag, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the beading nipped off two pillows, numerous sandwiches, a box of cheeze-its, an entire apple pie...deep dish, a hamburger, two slices of pizza, a round of salami, a chicken leg, a 1lb block of cheeze, three tennis balls, a jar of peanut butter, perler beads, legos, a marker (bright blue), nail polish, a loaf of bread, a bucket, half a bag of tortillas, a box of ritz crackers, and now......
a partially constructed