Thursday, October 26, 2017

Sven

A face only a mother can love.
How can this little guy cause so much havoc in our lives?
He lived in the house for 10 weeks, was bottle fed on a schedule,
pee'd down the heater intake
jumped every fence that was ever between him and us....until it was 10 ft high,
ate a magazine, Victoria's homework, an American flag, mail
cuddled with a stuffed horse,
thought he was a dog for quite some time, 
and he pees on his face! 
How gross!
I told him that just because he was a boy didn't mean that he 
needed to pee on his face like all the other billy goats out there. But no, he didn't listen.
He decided to join the other big boys and 
act like them thinking that he was spraying himself with lovely musk cologne. How could he?
Awww, we still love him!

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